October 2011
I am off to bed now
I’m rockin’ the breathe right nasal strip tonight in a bid to breathe properly so I can get some sleep tonight. Considering what I went through getting my nose fixed not even a year ago I was hoping that my sinuses wouldn’t get this bad when I’m sick. They’re not supposed to! Grrr, but don’t mind me; I’m whiny when I’m sick.This thing is making my...
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Conversation overheard at Gamestop
Mom: It's rated M, I just wanted to see how bad the sex is in the game.
Cashier: Well it's one of the more violent games out right now. Like chainsawing people in half and watching them get ripped apart on screen.
Mom: But no sex, right? No kissing or anything? Any language?
Cashier: No, no sex, and the language isn't anything worse than the s-word.
Mom: Okay, because it's for my five year old so I just wanted to make sure. That's fine then.
I DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK IS APPROPRIATE IN THIS COUNTRY. Chainsawing people in half is fucking fine, but God forbid he should hear a dirty word or see people kiss.
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The first time you saw porn on tumblr
poetrydreams:
“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
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